3/1/13

Sad Syn

Oh my gosh.  The BEST vibrator in the world is broke...and I don't know why. I was going through the drawer looking for something (no, not a vibrator) and when I picked it up to move it out of the way, pieces fell off of the sliding on/off switch and around it. The plastic just broke apart.

It was called The Eroscillator. The one I have is about 20 years old and cost over $100 at the time and it was, literally, was the best vibe ever. Seriously, you could NOT avoid orgasm with this thing even if it is difficult for you to reach orgasm - - this thing does the job. Probably because it was a plug-in...packed quite the power in that little end.

Guess it's time to see what else is new on the market. I wonder if the Bundle Infrared Electric Massager is any good.  Ack. I had money to burn way back when but don't anymore. I guess I better look up reviews for this thing and see  how it performs.

I did find the updated version to my 20 year old friend called The Eroscillator 2 Deluxe Massager. At $170, it's just not in my budget. Maybe some Loctite glue will fix mine...


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9/9/10

Biology Class Exam

Biology Class - final exam.*

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:


1.) It is perfect formula for the child.

2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3.) It is always the right temperature.

4.) It is inexpensive.

5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...

7.) It comes in 2 cute containers.

He got an A.

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Newly Married vs. 15 Years of Marriage

The difference between newly married and married for 15 years is...

  • When you are first married and come home with a car full of groceries, your husband gets up and helps you carry them all in.
  • When you've been married almost 15 years and come home with a car full of groceries, your husband doesn't bother to get up and help you carry the groceries in.

The sex is still good as ever...but if he doesn't want to get up and help me bring in the weekly groceries for six, he won't be getting any until I'm not mad about it anymore. Just saying.

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8/20/10

Porn & Prostitution Legalities

I came across this online this morning surfing the internet and it sparked my interest. I never thought of this topic in this way before.

  • If having sex for money is illegal (prostitutes), why isn't having sex on camera for money (referring to porn)?

Answer: As the law sees it, "a prostitute gets paid for sex, but a porn star has sex for free and exercises her First Amendment right to express herself. But she charges for it to be filmed."

So if a prostitute takes a camera with her to film herself with her johns, and claims she was being paid for the filming instead of the act of sex, she's legal.  ?

Should prostitution be legal?






















Answer: As the law sees it, "a prostitute gets paid for sex, but a porn star has sex for free and exercises her First Amendment right to express herself. But she charges for it to be filmed."

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