Sex Positions for Lonely & Loveless Peeps

I found this all over the web and found it funny so I thought I'd share it with y'all too:

The Microwaved Melon? Reminds me of the apple pie scene in that movie...

The Mary Lou Retton is hilarious but why struggle to hold a handstand doing a split? Just buy yourself a hand-held shower. It can be your favorite water sport!

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PETA's Banned Video to Go Veggie

Have you seen the new, banned Peta commercial? Sexy women playing with vegetables. Yeah, I think PETA overdid it. I guess their mothers never told them not to play with their food?

I tried to embed it here but it wouldn't let me. Here it is.

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Breasts vs. Facebook

Apparently this has been news for a month but I'm just now seeing it on CNN today. Facebook is removing pictures, or banning individuals, for posting breastfeeding pictures. They showed one comment on the news from a woman comparing breastfeeding pictures to sexual pictures. Lady, take the stick out of your backside so you're not so uptight! There is a huge difference between feeding your infant and sex. If you don't realize that, perhaps you should look into improving your sex life!

I have nursing pictures; I had them professionally done. I don't have them on my PRIVATE Facebook but I don't think there would be anything wrong with it if I did (private as in only friends and family have access). My pictures were tastefully done and didn't show anything more than a mother nursing her infant. I think if the pictures are in good taste and modest (we aren't exposing both breasts for the hell of it since baby can only use one...unless you're feeding twins), then what is the problem? Send some of the more uptight individuals to a beach outside Toronto and see their eyeballs pop out of their head with the topless beaches or the bathing suit "floss" that some people call bathing suits. A nursing mother is feeding her child!

If there are individuals who are posting inappropriate pictures, then they should be removed. However, breastfeeding is beautiful and appropriate, modest pictures shouldn't be removed or individuals banned for them.

The United States, for all their freedoms, sure has a lot of constipated people! I am an American so I can say that! :)

As an aside...but similar topic...I never understood why men could walk around shirtless but women couldn't here. Is the U.S. that uptight or are our hot-blooded males that unable to control their urges if a breast is flashed? So, which is it?

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Durex Condom Commercial

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Cock Size - Does it matter?

I think cock size matters more to men than women. Do you find that too? Rarely do I hear a woman complaining about it but I've heard many men complain. What...do they all want to be hung like a horse? Do they not realize that would be uncomfortable for a lot of women? Seriously!

Men - stop wishing. If you're using it right, you have no worries! If you give great foreplay, you have even less worry! If you find yourself clicking on ads like the one below, why?

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Would You Sleep With Brad Pitt for Angelina?

There was a survey on the radio this morning about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Apparently, men were asked if Angelina Jolie said they could have sex with her if they had sex with Brad Pitt first, would the man do it. The talk on the radio was that the percentage would be in the single digits. Wrong! 19% of men said they would have sex with Brad Pitt first if it meant they could have Angelina next. I wasn't surprised by the percentage and wondered if it was a little low actually.

Perhaps they should have asked "pre-kids" because it seems that even more (let's face it...she's still hot) men lusted after her "pre-kids" (when her personality seemed a bit more dark and edgy than it is now). I think she's beautiful either way but I know my husband's opinion changed after she settled down. He liked edgy Angelina.

Hell, I know a few women who wouldn't mind sleeping with both too, lol. Perhaps they should survey women next time.

A lot of people don't, but I actually like them as a couple. They seem like decent people.

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